Oh, come on…
… don’t be like that. Of COURSE this is in bad taste, but at least it’s HONEST. I mean, really – we all poo, don’t we? Even the Queen. As regal, respectable, and honourable as she is, even SHE sat down this morning and had a good, satisfying dump. As did her corgis. But I’ll bet she didn’t pick up after them. However I’ll bet she DID wiper her own derrière.
So, get off your high horse, and get real. Share your poo story. Unlike when you squeeze a bite off the loaf, at which time you feel better but those around you feel worse, sharing your poo story will make EVERYONE feel better.
The world awaits your candour…
