A relative of mine went to feed the toilet at work some time ago. Careful not to touch her dainty, germ-free tush on the “disgusting” toilet seat, she was half squatting over the seat when she released one of her brown bomblets from her open bomb-bay doors.
Unfortunately her bombadier was a bit cock-eyed, and she missed her target. Her firm jobby bounced off the seat onto the floor, and rolled under the wall into the next cubicle.
Horrified that someone might steal it, she quickly grabbed some loo paper and snatched it back.
She THINKS no one saw…
